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the Famous Bob Ong Quotes (Life, love, family & friends)

Alam ko sikat si Bob Ong at syempre nag research ako tungkol sa kanya, ayoko namang magpost lang ng mga jokes tapos di ko pala alam kung saan galing ang source nito…

At sa dami ng mga link na pinasok ko, meron akong nagustuhan na intro about him…at eto un!

Can you read this “ABNKKBSNPLAko?!,” This is one of the best selling books of Bob Ong. the way the title is written implies his writing style, easygoing yet percussive, with moments of insightful realization. “I am my writing style. I don’t write for decoders of treasure maps. I’m an equal-opportunity writer who wants to be read by anyone who can.”, Bob Ong said.


Who is Bob Ong anyway? CONSIDER him the mass-market mystery man, a publishing phenomenon whose blockbuster book sales are equaled only by the anonymity he maintains. He is Bob Ong—not his real name—the most unusual best-selling Filipino author you’ve never met.He has written the books “Bakit Baliktad Magbasa ng Libro Ang Mga Pilipino?,” “Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas,” “Alamat ng Gubat” and “Stainless Longganisa,” all of which have a combined sales of almost a quarter million.

The pseudonym Bob Ong came about when the author was working as a web developer and a teacher, and he put up the Bobong Pinoy website in his spare time. The name of the site roughly translates as “Dumb Filipino,” used fondly as a diminutive term. “Although impressed,” Bob Ong notes, “my boss would’ve fired me had he known I was the one behind it.” The site received a People’s Choice Philippine Web Award for Weird/Humor in 1998.When someone contacted him after mistaking him as an actual person named Bob Ong, his famous pseudonym was born.

Here are some of “Bob Ong Kowts” (Bob Ong Quotes)

“nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the-blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures.”

“mag-aral maigi; kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka sa pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher.”

“iba ang informal gramar sa mali!!!”

“Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap, mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka.”


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“ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko ”

“hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama ka.”

Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!”

“Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa’yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili.”

Nalaman kong marami palang libreng lecture sa mundo, ikaw ang gagawa ng syllabus. Maraming teacher sa labas ng eskuwelahan, desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo. Lahat tayo enrolled ngayon sa isang university, maraming subject na mahirap, pero dahil libre, ikaw ang talo kung nag-drop ka. Isa-isa tayong ga-graduate, iba’t-ibang paraan. tanging diploma ay ang mga alaala ng kung ano mang tulong o pagmamahal ang iniwan natin sa mundong pinangarap nating baguhin minsan…”

“Obligasyon kong maglayag, karapatan kong pumunta sa kung saan ko gusto, responsibilidad ko ang buhay ko.”

“Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan.


In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!”

Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? Alam ba nilang pag natuto silang umibig eh hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila..

*Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sa’yo, hayaaan mo lang. Malay mo naman sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya. Naunahan ka lang.

*Dahil pag lumagpas ang maikling panahong yon, kahit mag-umpog ka ng ulo sa pader mahihirapan ka nang maghabol.

*Ayokong masanay sa mga bagay na hindi ko naman kailangan sa buhay ko.

* Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang, hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon.

*Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.

*Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.

*Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang.

“Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya, palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may pagkukulang sa’yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde. Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok sa kili-kili. Sa banding huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang napatunayan at bait sa sarili.”

“Tuparin ang mga pangarap. Obligasyon mo yan sa sarili mo. Kung gusto mo mang kumain ng balde-baldeng lupa para malagay ka sa Guinness Book of World Records at maipagmalaki ng bansa natin, sige lang. Nosi balasi. wag mong pansinin ang sasabihin ng mga taong susubok humarang sa’yo. Kung hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon, hindi pa rin tayo dapat nakatira sa jupiter ngayon. Pero hindi pa rin naman talaga tayo nakatira sa jupiter dahil nga hindi nagsumikap ang mga scientist noon. Kita mo yung moral lesson?”

“Nalaman kong habang lumalaki ka, maraming beses kang madadapa. Bumangon ka man ulit o hindi, magpapatuloy ang buhay, iikot ang mundo, at mauubos ang oras.”

” Para san ba ang cellphone na may camera? Kung kailangan sa buhay yun, dapat matagal na kong patay.”

Bob Ong Love Quotes

1. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya..”

2. “Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.”

3. “Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”

4. “Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.”

5. “Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.”

6. “Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din.”

7. “Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.”

8. “Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.”

9. “Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang.”

10. “Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.”

11. “Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa. effect”

12. “Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.”

14. “Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya.”

15. “Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. “Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.”

19. “Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”

20. “Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal…nakakatakot mahulog…at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka..”

21. Nasa isang relasyon ka para sumaya, tumawa, ngumiti, at hindi para magalit, masaktan at umiyak.

22. “Hindi mo siya pwedeng pilitin na mahalin ka. Pero, pwede mo ipa-mukha sa kanya kung ano ang sinayang niya.”

23. Ang relasyon, wala yan sa tagal. Yung iba nga diyan, sa hinaba-haba ng relasyon, sa hiwalayan din ang tuloy.

24. Ang buhay ay isang sugal. Dapat handa kang mawalan kung gusto mong magkaroon.

25. “May mga feelings na hindi na dapat PINAPAALAM. Lalo na kung alam mong wala rin namang PATUTUNGUHAN.”

26. “Wag mo isuko ang isang bagay na alam mong kaya mo pang ipaglaban mahirap maghintay pero mas mahirap magsisi.”

27. “Ang pinakamirap na parte ng paglayo sa taong hindi ka kayang mahalin ay ang katotohanang hindi ka nya hahabulin.”

28. Sayang ang ganda ng yung mga mata kung lagi kang umiiyak sa taong walang kwenta.

29. Kung gusto mong kumpletuhin ang saya mo huwag mo na lang intindihin yung mga taong hindi ka maintindihan.

30. Aanhin mo ang MAGANDA/ GWAPONG karelasyon, kung siya naman ang umuubos ng iyong IPON.

31. “Kapag hindi ka mahal, tanggapin mo. Hindi yung lolokohin mo pa sarili mo na balang araw, mamahalin ka din niya.”

32. May mga bagay na ayaw mo ng ituloy pero takot kang wakasan. Yun bang ayaw mo ng umasa pero gusto mo pa ring maghintay.

33. Huwag mong hayaan makuha ng iba ang nagpapasaya sayo. Dahil unang una, sayo yun hindi sa kanila.

34. Hindi lahat ng kaibigan dapat pinapayuhan. Minsan kailangan mo rin sila batukan para matauhan.

 

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“Iba ang tinititigan sa tinitingnan.
Ang tinititigan, sa isang bahagi lang nakatingin.
Ang tinitingnan buong bahagi ang sinusuri.
Iba rin ang iniintindi sa inuunawa.
Ang iniintindi, pinipilit sa isipan.
Ang inuunawa alam kung bakit dapat ipilit sa isipan.
Kung kaya dapat: Tinitingnan ang mga bagay para maunawaan at hindi titigan lang at intindihin..

…mas marami pa s’yang alam kesa sa nakasulat sa Transcript of Records n’ya, mas marami pa s’yang kayang gawin kesa sa nakalista sa resume n’ya, at mas mataas ang halaga n’ya kesa sa presyong nakasulat sa payslip n’ya tuwing sweldo.”

”…madaming teacher sa labas ng eskwelahan. Desisyon mo kung kanino ka magpapaturo.”

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Love,

RoYgBiV

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R.I.P. – Michael Scofield

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After 4 years of Prison Break,
Michael Scofield marries Sarah
Got themselves a son.
Then he’s dead and so is Prison Break.
Everybody else had a happy ending except for Michael.
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I’m gonna miss Prison Break, the best original and clever inventions of escaping from Fox River and Sona, this is the only TV show that can hold my breath while watching and every episodes keeps me on the edge of my seat. The scene by Michael’s tomb was really heartbreaking cos i don’t want him to die, same as the scene with him and Sara holding tight in the beach, ugh!

But I’m glad they ended it right with a proper conclusion. Bye Prison Break! You will be missed.


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Anyway some updates

Fox Home Entertainment have announced the US DVD and Blu-ray Disc release of Prison Break: The Final Break on 21st July 2009. The last two episodes of Prison Break will be presented as a feature-length story exclusively on DVD and Blu-ray Disc and they see the story pick up some time after the broadcast series finale. Available on DVD ($26.98 SRP) and – strangely, considering Season 4 isn’t – Blu-ray Disc ($29.99 SRP) both will include deleted scenes. The Blu-ray Disc release is a combo set and comes packaged with the standard-def DVD.The DVD is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen with English DD5.1 Surround audio and English, French and Spanish subtitles. The Blu-ray Disc is 1080P 1.78:1 Widescreen with English 5.1 DTS-HD Master Audio and English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Chinese (Traditional & Simplified), Korean and Thai subtitles.

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The 12 Laws of KARMA

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THE 12 LAWS OF KARMA


THE GREAT LAW

As you sow, so shall you reap.
This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect.
Whatever we put out in the Universe
is what comes back to us.
If what we want is Happiness, Peace, Friendship, Love…
Then we should BE Happy, Peaceful, Loving, a Friend..

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THE LAW OF CREATION

Life doesn’t just HAPPEN, it requires our participation.
We are one with the Universe both inside and out.
Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state.
BE and DO yourself…
what you what to have in your Life..

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THE LAW OF HUMILITY

What you refuse to accept, will continue for you.
If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence..

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THE LAW OF GROWTH

Wherever you go, there you are.
For us to GROW in Spirit it is we who must change and not the people, places or things around us.
The only given we have in our lives is OURSELVES and that is the only factor we have control over.
When we change who and what we are within our heart our life changes too..

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THE LAW OF RESPONSIBILITY

Whenever there is something wrong,
there is something wrong in me.
We mirror what surrounds us
and what surrounds us mirrors us
We must take responsibility what is in our life..

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THE LAW OF CONNECTION

Even if something we do seems inconsequential,
it is very important that it gets done
as everything in the Universe is connected.
Each step leads to the next step and so forth and so on.
Someone must do the initial work to get a job done.
Neither the first step nor the last
are of greater significance
They were both needed to accomplish the task.
Past, Present, Future
They are all connected…

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THE LAW OF FOCUS

You can’t think of two things at the same time.
When our focus is on Spiritual Values it is impossible for us to have lower thoughts such as greed or anger..

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THE LAW OF GIVING AND

HOSPITALITY

If you believe something to be true,
then sometime in your life
you will be called upon to demonstrate that truth.
Here is where we put what we SAY
that we have learned
into PRACTICE..

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THE LAW OF HERE AND NOW

Looking back to examine what was,
prevents us from being totally in the HERE AND NOW.
Old thoughts, old patterns of behavior, old dreams…
Prevent us from having new ones..

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THE LAW OF CHANGE

History repeats itself until
we learn the lessons that we need
to change our path..

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THE LAW OF PATIENCE

AND REWARD

All Rewards require initial toil.
Rewards of lasting value
require patient and persistent toil.
True Joy follows doing what we’re suppose to be doing

and waiting for the Reward to come in it’s on time..

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THE LAW OF SIGNIFICANCE

AND INSPIRATION

 

You get back from something whatever
you’ve put into it
The Value of something is a direct result of
the energy and intent that is put into it.
Every personal contribution
is also a contribution to the Whole
Lack luster Contributions have no impact on the Whole
or work to diminish it.
Loving Contributions Life Up and Inspire the Whole..

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Love,RoyGbiV

Cos I do Believe in….

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Letting Go

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Letting Go

You will look back on the times you laughed and you will cry.

You will look back on the times you cried, and you will laugh.

You will always remember close friends

and you will keep memories of them in your heart

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Life is hard – it’s tough, it’s unfair.

But everyone gets over the hurt and the pain, eventually.

And you always end up with a smile on your face,

if you give it a chance.

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I’ve learned that good-byes will always hurt,

pictures will never replace having been there,

memories good and bad will bring tears,

and words can never replace feelings.

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To let go isn’t to forget, not to think about, or ignore.

It doesn’t leave feelings of anger, jealousy or regret.

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Letting go isn’t about winning or losing.

It’s not about pride and it’s not about how you appear

and it’s not obsessing or dwelling on the past.

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Letting go isn’t blocking memories or thinking sad thoughts

and doesn’t leave emptiness, hurt or sadness.

It’s not about giving in or giving up.

Letting go isn’t about loss and it’s not about defeat.

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To let go is to cherish the memories, to overcome and move on.

It’s having an open mind and confidence in the future.

Letting go is learning and experiencing and growing.

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To let go is to be thankful for the experiences

that made you laugh, made you cry and made you grow.

It’s about all that you have, all that you had

and all that you will soon gain.

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Letting go is having the courage to accept change

and the strength to keep moving.

Letting go is growing up.

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It is realizing that the heart can sometimes be

the most potent remedy.

To let go is to open a door,

and to clear a path and set yourself free.

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Love,

RoYgBiV

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The Presentations of a Happy Life….

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Love, RoyGbiV


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Different thoughts that i really like…

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She is…

She is

Women have strengths that amaze men

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They bear hardships and

they carry burdens,but they hold happiness,

love and joy.

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They smile when they want to scream.



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They sing when they want to cry.


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They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.


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They fight for what they believe in.


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They stand up to injustice.



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They don’t take “no” for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.



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They go without so their family can have.

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They go to the doctor with a

frightened friend.


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They love unconditionally.

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They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.



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They are happy when they hear

about a birth or a wedding.

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Their hearts break when a friend dies.


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They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they think there is

no strength left.

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They know that a hug and a

kiss can heal a broken heart.


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Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.


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They’ll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to

show how much they care about you.


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The heart of a woman is what makes

the world keep turning.


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They bring joy, hope and love.



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They have compassion and ideas.

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They give moral support to their family and

friends.



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Women have vital things to say and

everything to give.


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However, if there is one flaw in women



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it is that they forget their worth.


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